Susan is a grown-up nerdling who spends too much time playing Pokemon. Her favorite Star Trek captain is Sisko, her favorite Disney Princess is a toss up between Tiana and Merida. Her favorite zombie movie is the Dawn of the Dead ’04 version, and she’ll fight you about it so it’s better not to bring it up at all.
Susan dislikes talking about herself in the third person.
Susan once lost a guinea pig in a dryer. She got it out, but it’s probably dead now, it was nearly a decade ago. Guinea pigs don’t live very long. They’re kind of stupid. Did you know that if you put one in a circular enclosure, it will wander in circles until it collapses of exhaustion, trying to find a corner? Susan never saw this happen, but she thinks it sounds plausible.